Question of the Day

Is David Bowie to Blame for the Credit Crunch? asks The Daily Mail.

No*, replies The Daily Mail Tendency.

*The actual answer was "No, of course he fucking isn't, you dumb bunch of wankstains. Now piss off and stop printing this shit." However, we went for the more concise reply. Sort of.

Tag Lines

I have been trying to think up tag lines for The Daily Mail Tendency's banner and have managed to come up with:

The Daily Mail Tendency: Because We Love To Hate The Paper That Loves To Hate.

Unfortunately that was so terrible and so cheesy it made me feel slightly sick. Anyone else got any suggestions?