The woman from the Mail

David Aaronovitch of the Times piles into the Mail here.

Pipe-to-pipe bushman paranoia

Brass Eye, 1997:

GARY LINEKER (presenter) : Children today often have mobile phones but so too do paedophiles using text message slang. And because they're on edge they dial wrong numbers so watch out for these.... (holds mobile phone showing P2PBSH) Pipe to pipe bushman - code for two paedophiles having sex with each other while watching children from a shrub.

ANDY McNAB (ex SAS, author) : (holds phone showing DBL) DBL means dusty blonde lulu and that's a male paedophile disguised as a lion.

GARY LINEKER (presenter) : (holds phone showing BALTIMORA) Baltimora - this means literally : "I'm running at them now with my trousers down"...

(the whole transcript here)

Daily Mail, 2007.

Pipe-to-pipe bushman paranoia

Brass Eye, 1997:

GARY LINEKER (presenter) : Children today often have mobile phones but so too do paedophiles using text message slang. And because they're on edge they dial wrong numbers so watch out for these.... (holds mobile phone showing P2PBSH) Pipe to pipe bushman - code for two paedophiles having sex with each other while watching children from a shrub.

ANDY McNAB (ex SAS, author) : (holds phone showing DBL) DBL means dusty blonde lulu and that's a male paedophile disguised as a lion.

GARY LINEKER (presenter) : (holds phone showing BALTIMORA) Baltimora - this means literally : "I'm running at them now with my trousers down"...

(the whole transcript here)

Daily Mail, 2007.